Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there was a young maiden with big blue eyes that were the windows into her soul. Her father was the king of all kings, ruling a land rich in prosperity. Still, there were no suitors that the young princess, but she figured that patience was a virtue, so she waited in vain for the right prince to sweep her off her feet. One day, an evil hag convinced her father that, in order to protect her, she would locked up in a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon, doomed to an eternity of loneliness. So she waited for her prince in shining armor. Many years later, the day had to come where she would meet her destiny. Strolling along was a handsome young prince, dressed to the nines, and it was love at first sight. The young woman called for her Prince Charming to rescue her, but she missed him by a hair. Clearly, the prince wasn`t sharp as a tack. So for weeks on end, the princess called to him, running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Finally, the prince realized what lay within the tower, and decided to slay the savage beast. Off the top of his head, the prince realized that to kill the dragon needed brute force, not brains. So he swung Excalibur around and soon the beast was dead as a doornail. He rescued his fair maiden, and they rode off on his noble steed to his castle, where they were married, made the beast with two backs and lived happily ever after.